Lorraine Kelly (Kelt to her mates), the long time holder of the queen of morning television crown, is now on the forth incarnation of ITV's various Breakfast tele shows - TV:AM, GMTV, Daybreak and GMB.

 Her main asset for me is her beautiful cleavage which has come out to play on various occasions over the years. Mainly due to wardrobe malfunctions.

 Although she claims to have inverted nipples her rack is always a joy to behold in the right outfit. But, alas the boring 90s ruined a prime decade for her with those dowdy jackets so we could never get to see back then.

 Thank the maker that the naughties arrived while she still had plenty to offer, when women's fashions enabled women to look like well, erm, women again.

 Her habit though of regularly reminding us of her Scottishness with overbearing Tartan displays and wistful tales of home. And when she interacted with a fellow Scot there was a broadening of her accent and slipping in a few "och"'s which was/is really, really annoying.

 Alas I think it's time to hang up her Tartan knickers for the morning slot at least. I think she should join Country File or Antiques Road Show where she could find some "really really good" items like the egg-cups from TV:AM.