Lorraine Kelly (Kelt to her mates), the long time holder of the queen of morning television crown, is now on the forth incarnation of ITV's various Breakfast tele shows - TV:AM, GMTV, Daybreak and GMB.

 Her main asset for me is her beautiful cleavage which has come out to play on various occasions over the years. Mainly due to wardrobe malfunctions.

 Although she claims to have inverted nipples her rack is always a joy to behold in the right outfit. But, alas the boring 90s ruined a prime decade for her with those dowdy jackets so we could never get to see back then.

 Thank the maker that the naughties arrived while she still had plenty to offer, when women's fashions enabled women to look like well, erm, women again.

 Her habit though of regularly reminding us of her Scottishness with overbearing Tartan displays and wistful tales of home. And when she interacted with a fellow Scot there was a broadening of her accent and slipping in a few "och"'s which was/is really, really annoying.

 Alas I think it's time to hang up her Tartan knickers for the morning slot at least. I think she should join Country File or Antiques Road Show where she could find some "really really good" items like the egg-cups from TV:AM.

 Here's another one who can give an instant boner and has provided lots of men with great Bishop Bashing material since joining Countdown in 2009. The sultry Rachel Riley (Riles to her mates) who seems to be gegging in everywhere just like her predecessor, Carol did at one point. I remember Vorders hosting almost everything back in the 90s and naughties. Anyway, I digress.

 Coming home to her or vice versa must be an absolute delight although she has recently split from her husband, Jamie - not due to Strictly, she claims. But since Strictly she has a new circle of showbizzy pals so perhaps poor Jamie became surplus to requirements, in the way, if you like.

 Rachel has maybe become somewhat aloof to the observer. Perhaps the aloofness is due to having recently had an internet troll put away. The Mirror writes that the number cruncher was "bombarded by death threats and vile messages" by the mentally ill Stalker.

 The Man Utd fan has predicted big things for Chile in this years World Cup “I’m going to put a tenner on them. They’re 40-1 at the moment so it’s worth a flutter.”

  A Sunetra Sarker (Suney to her mates) gallery is being added today. She currently plays Dr Zoe Hanna on Casualty, one of the BBC's flagship shows. 

 This Scouse bird with a beautifully curvaceous figure is one of the few who give me an instant boner as I imagine her slipping into some of her figure hugging sexily demure Casualty costumes. With me being a blouse fan I find this soft shimmering pink number particularly exciting and she wears it well.

 There's a few more images from the past including No Angels Shown on Channel 4 during the Naughties when she again played her typecast healthcare character having previously played a nurse in Brookside and Dr Meera in Playing the Field.